The Chicago Story -- Copyright May 24, 2010

Once upon a time, there was an old man who wasn't that old,
but suddenly had an ear infection when he got water in his ears
he always liked diving underwater every time.


And then he had to go to chicago school,
but he didn't want to
but he had to stay at his house,
but then his mother said he had to drive to chicago
and he comed home really early from his work
and his work was driving him crazy but it wasn't so bad,
but it was his ear infections
and then there was a little bug in his ear when he dived into the water.


And then the bees came and stung his foot
and then they were dead
and it was certainly too bad about the bees being dead
his foot was hurt and it was really bad
and then his foot was feeling better


and he wasn't to stop
and then he hopped on his camel
and said come on boys, lets get moving
and then suddenly the boy came back again and again and again because he had to go to school so many times -- he couldn't even stop going to school.


He stopped going to school for a few minutes and then he went back to school forever.

And then certainly he didn't sing any songs at school,
he didn't even take a nap at school,
he didn't even play at school,
he didn't even go outside at school,
he didn't even go INSIDE at school,


And then he juggled on the table
he didn't juggle with his hands
the table was juggling for him.

And then he died. A. Long. Time. Ago.
And he didn't come back again and again and again and forever.


(when you're in heaven you don't come back, unless someone drives up and gets you.)


and this was the story of Chicago.